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Warning:
Unless you are under the age of 4 or stoned, do not go
see this movie.
Maybe some of you, like myself, went to the
movie theater one day with intentions to view a different
film, but, say, got caught in traffic, missed the original
movie's beginning and wouldn't understand the rest of the
film if you attempted to watch it at that point. Then, innocently,
you say, 'well, screw getting our money back, let's just watch
a different one.' At which point you realize that you've seen
every other movie playing except...Scooby-Doo. 'How bad could
it be?' you think. 'It's got all those famous people in it.'
(Note: Famous people make LOTS of bad movies.) So, you meander
into the theater with your $4-per-kernal-overly-salted-to-convince-you-to-buy-a-
$6- soda-which-will-further-dehydrate-you-and-get-you-to-
buy-a-$3-bottle-of-water popcorn and get comfortable. Approximately
from the time the movie starts, you and your friend start
asking each other 'Uhhh...should we leave?' But for some unexplainable
reason, you stay.
Basically everything sucked about this movie.
I mean, I'm actually a fan of cartoons, but this movie was
an insult to cartoons everywhere. There were maybe 2 good
jokes in the whole movie--and I can't remember one of them.
The only thing it had going for it was Matthew Lillard playing
Shaggy, and his I-want-to-have-mad-monkey-sex-with-her girlfriend,
Mary Jane, played by Isla Fisher.
I also have to hand it to them, they did manage to potray
the whole Shaggy-and-Scooby-are-potheads aspect, without actually
encouraging your todler to smoke weed. Yet, it is not worth
the hour and a half or the $8.
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Scooby-Doo
Rating:
Starring:
Sarah Michelle
Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prince Jr., Linda Cardellini,
Isla Fisher, Rowan Atkinson
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