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Uuuuuuuuuugghhh. That's how this movie made
me feel. Bored, frustrated and completely unsatisfied. The
whole movie consisted of two people obsessing over old letters
written by relatives many generations back, trying to figure
out this big 'mystery,' which you could care less about 20
minutes into the movie. Whoo! That sounds like more fun then
a barrell of drunk monkeys.
I spent the entire hour and forty minutes painfully
waiting for Gwyneth and Aaron to just have some mad monkey
sex. Is that really too much to ask? I think not! The whole
movie builds up to it...builds up to it...builds up to it...and
they finally have some stupid excuse to make them sleep in
the same bed...and they kiss...and you're so happy that you're
finally getting to the god damn sex (because it's really the
only reason you're still watching the movie) but.......nooooooooooooooooo!
Denied! I think we'll just turn this into a fucked up drama
and take out all the good parts. Yay! There is no sex scene.
What. The. Fuck. It's like this one big hour and forty minute
joke with no punchline.
All I have to say is...I should have realized
at the beginning that the fact that my friend and I were the
only people in the theater was a sign...
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Possession
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Starring:
Gwyneth Paltrow,
Aaron Eckhart
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